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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
adamlynnch frayedpatches
drillheadonfire

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

aro-ace-wonderwoman

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

x-ratedvideoflorist

horses that don’t like labels

alphaaraptor

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dear-monosexuals

it got better.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This unicorn is gonna fight someone

daleksanddormrooms

IM SCREAMING

i'm the unicorn bought to hurt somebody fucking narwhal bitch da fuck queue excelsior
light-of-eyllwe seorriform

“You can’t be funny without being offensive!”

animentality

Um

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“Functional, healthy family relationships can’t be funny! Only dysfunctional relationships where the family members despise each other can be hilarious!” 

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UM

“Everything has to be edgy and dark and violent and push the line to be good!” 

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If you genuinely believe that, then you’re not trying hard enough. 

Source: animentality