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  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *checks Snapchat. Sees 100+ seconds from Ash*<p/><b>Ash:</b> Bender. My Pineapple pizza loving friend. My love. Will you marry me?<p/><b>Ash:</b> Wait, *looks around* I have a ring here somewhere. *stares into the camera and my soul* <i><b>I will do better than Mogi.</b></i><p/></p><p/><b>Ash:</b> *picks up a ring* I have this one.<p/><b>Ash:</b> *shows another* And this one.<p/><b>Ash:</b> ....<p/><b>Ash:</b> Okay clearly I need to stock up on engagement rings.... But *pulls out another ring* I have this one.<p/></p><p/><b>Ash:</b> This one has a big pearl. It's really fancy. *shows ring with a huge pearl*<p/><b>Ash:</b> *wearing make up and gorgeous* Will you marry me? :'3<p/><b>Me:</b> *watching all this and screaming at my phone hours later* OH MY STARS, I WAS AT WORK ASH!!!!<p/><b>Ash:</b> *another snap* Is this what rejection feels like?!<p/><b>Me:</b> *shrieking* ASH I LOVE YOU IM SO SORRYYYYY!! I AM WORST WAIFU ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
why was I tagged in this??? bsjsoanbfjng I'm happy for you guys tho~ enjoy the pineapple pizza at your wedding I won't be there xD evil cackling
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neko-crimson:
“relatablepicturesofkeithkogane:
“when shiro promises everyone ice cream because of how hard u all fought, but claims not to remember saying so after the fact
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well hes only 6, you cant expect the world from him...
relatablepicturesofkeithkogane

when shiro promises everyone ice cream because of how hard u all fought, but claims not to remember saying so after the fact

neko-crimson

well hes only 6, you cant expect the world from him @relatablepicturesofkeithkogane

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damn u right, my b

Source: relatablepicturesofkeithkogane i mean its a valid point who gave a six year old 3 children anxiety and a worlds best dad mug and expect him to be ok it still sucks that no one got ice cream tho not relatable reblog neko-crimson