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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tearyourcurtainsdown:
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“Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my...
ascientistknits

Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite  

areslinkysart

Judging from the way the stripes go, that scarf was knitted sideways. Meaning the person cast on 17 feet’s worth of stitches and knitted those 17 feet back & forth for three inches. I’m in awe.

derinthemadscientist

The next Doctor’s costume looks great.

radicalpolitics

You forgot the best part

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tearyourcurtainsdown

The link isn’t working so here’s another to that exact tweet…. also a transcription.

[ID: tweet by @KoryStamper

While recovering from foot surgery in a haze of hardcore painkillers, I decided to knit myself a scarf. So simple! Can’t screw it up! Just cast on and knit! The scarf was 3 inches wide and 17 feet long. (Below this is a photo of the scarf, laid out across 3 sidewalk squares. The rows are from one end to the other, instead of side by side.)

Second tweet:

1. Take an oxycodone.

2. Cast on, whatever, like 400-1000 stitches?

3. Knit.

4. Fall asleep while knitting a blue row.

5. Wake up knitting a pink row?

6. MORE DRUGS.]

Source: ascientistknits