efrondeur
me: i want friends
me @ me: u gotta actually talk to ppl if you want basic friendship
me: i can’t read suddenly. i don’t know,
happy Intergalactic Women’s Day!!!
pisces-royalty
galaxy-tittys
Ed Sheeran’s discography
2011: +
2014: x
2017: ÷
2020: -
2023: =
2026: %
2029: π
2032: √
2036: logb(x)
2039: e
2042: ln
2045: f(x)
2048: sin
2051: cos
2054: tan
2057: lim x→a f(x)
2060: ∞
2063: dy/dx
2066: ∫
angst-in-space
gooodluckmode
When Keith flirts with Lance, he literally always has a playful/mischevious smile on his face and his eye brow’s arched, how did I not notice this before??
(And to make it even better, he only makes that face at Lance)
plaaxum
thespace-dragon
creativecreepie
I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran.
Ex:
*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*
Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”
Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”
Lance: “An idiot sandwich”
Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”
Allura and Coran: ??????
..
Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”
Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”
..
*Lance slips and falls on something*
Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”
Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”
..
*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*
Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”
Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”
Lance: “There he is”
Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”
..
Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”
*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*
Allura: “We are in BATTLE”
..
Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”
Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”
Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”
Lance: OH MY GOD PID GE JUST SHUT UP
Pidge: Buy my silence for $8000 a month.
Coran: That seems like an unnecessary amount for silence.
*
Keith: *roasts Lance*
Pidge: *airhorn noises*
Allure: What? Noises? Are? You? Making? And? Why?
*
Lance: *shoots someone*
Hunk: MMMM WATCHA SAAAYYYY
Allura: Paladins! We are in battle! Please focus!
Keith: *cuts someone down*
Hunk: MMMM WATCHA S–
Shiro: *knocks someone out*
Pidge: MMMM WATCHA SAAAAYY
*
Lance & Keith: *are gay*
Pidge: Oh my god, stop getting your gay everywhere.
Lance: That’s homophobic, Pidge. Macklemore didn’t die for this.
Coran: Who’s Macklemore? What did they die for?
*
Shiro: *gesturing to Pidge* Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
Allura: Why would Pidge be your son?
*
Keith: I’m Galra.
Shiro: *tries to hold it in*
Pidge: Don’t you do it.
Shiro: Hi, Galra–
Pidge: Shiro, I’m begging you.
Shiro: I’m dad!
Coran: Shiro, Pidge, please! This is serious!
*
*all of the paladins shouting at each other and throwing goo. it looks vicious. the kitchen is basically a war zone*
Allura: WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE!??
Coran: I DON’T KNOW! ONE OF THEM MENTIONED A DRESS AND NOW THEY’VE BROKEN DOWN INTO TWO FACTIONS! WHITE AND GOLD VERSUS BLUE AND BLACK!
Keith:*gets knocked down during training*
Pidge: it’s a hard enough life for us…
Coran: well your not wrong
ruinedchildhood
