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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

maliwanhellfires

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

castiel-for-king

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

sonneillonv

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

nonlinear-nonsubjective

consider the coconut

bemusedlybespectacled

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

erotic-yoddeling

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

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efrondeur

okay i know a lot of people hc Keith as Not Being Able To Deal With Situations™ but in episode 9 of season 2 we distinctly see Keith calming Hunk when Hunk starts to panic about being inside the Weblum.

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Keith immediately addresses the situation, maybe not in the best manner, but still addresses it.

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But Hunk is still panicking, understandably so.

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So Keith, albeit frustratedly, calmly states their situation, and understands that it’s not an ideal one, but the one they’re in nonetheless.

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He compliments Hunk while also tapping into his survival instinct.

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And then asks if he’s going to be okay.

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Yet, again, albeit frustratedly.

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After this, Keith even cracks a joke about Hunk’s tendency to throw up, causing him to be surprised and even laugh at the joke, which completely redirects his focus off the thing worrying him and onto something better.

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Then at the end, Keith acknowledges that Hunk did an excellent job and helped keep them both alive.

Ya boy may not be the best when it comes to comforting someone and dealing with heavier emotions, but he’s not as lost as people think he is. 

keith hunk voltron is this what meta's are? i really have no idea meta i guess voltron legendary defender vld hunk garrett keith kogane weblum 2x09 long post free association with red this was done in like 5 minutes so it's not that great but hey
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God, aksjgasg, Ao3 is a bitch ok xD
HERE IT IS!!!!! God, it feels so good to be posting this! @aniscribbles and I have been so hyped about this you have no idea, like apsfjgafh…. Anyways, it’s here, in its glory, our love child: The Rift.
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God, aksjgasg, Ao3 is a bitch ok xD

HERE IT IS!!!!! God, it feels so good to be posting this! @aniscribbles and I have been so hyped about this you have no idea, like apsfjgafh…. Anyways, it’s here, in its glory, our love child: The Rift. 

This is a Dragon Age Inquisition AU, and it’s tagged as both fandoms, but the characters, for the most part, will be Voltron. Some of the original DA:I characters may make cameos, but we will get there when we get there. ;D


Summary: After the Conclave blew up in everyone’s face, the whole world went to shit. Lance didn’t know what to make of it, but there was no way he would join the Inquisition to become their tool. Sure, he could close the rifts now, by some miracle - accident in his humble opinion - and he was doing his best to close them on his own. Trouble was, they were getting worse as time went on. After being tossed by a shade, he was seriously reconsidering doing this by himself. Needless to say, he got lucky that a cute Seeker came to his rescue after getting caught in a dragon’s nest; the only problem was that cute Seeker was trying his damnedest to recruit him into the Inquisition.

Word Count: 2456

Ao3

Chapters: [1]

Art: [1]


Lance clapped the dirt off his hands as he straightened up. He was almost done collecting all of the elfroot he would need to replenish his potion stores. After taking on the last rift, he had depleted most of it. Those demons were the nastiest things he has ever had to deal with in a long time, ever since getting the Mark. That had been a painful experience.

He crept along the cliff face, keeping an eye out for more elfroot. If he was lucky he would stumble upon sprouts of royal elfroot. That specific plant was a more potent species, and the potions he could create from it made his life a lot easier when he was dealing with a nasty rift. Like the one the other day. Lance was still pretty sore from being tossed around by a shade. At least he knew what healing magic he could glean from his mother’s grimoire before the sky opened and he was left alone. That had been about five years ago. There had been a call for all mages of any representation, whether it be a circle mage or an apostate like himself and his mother to attend a meeting with the chantry.

And boy, that went really well.

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