Therapist: So why do you think-

Anonymous asked:
futureblackpaladin answered:


FAVORITE OF THE NIGHT
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*sings*
“Noooo oneeeee…CONQUERS PLANETS LIKE LOTOR! CAPTURES ENEMIES LIKE LOTOR! NO ONE STYLES HIS MAGNIFICENT HAIR LIKE LOTOR!”
When you wake up and your day is suddenly blessed
WHEN AMERICAN SYMBOLS ARE GETTING SICK OF AMERICA
Reminder that an American Bald Eagle named “Freedom” attacked Trump when he tried to hold and pose with it for photos and news cameramen during the early stages of the general election campaign trail
This is scary and creepy.
me, playing golf: VORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
golf dudes: um its “fore” not “vore”
me, louder: