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Oh my god. So guys, guess what happened to me today. I have art class for second period with my friend Ubi. We always talk about the weirdest shit and just fool around. Well there’s a guy in our class who is super hot, you know…dazzling smile, blue eyes, blond hair, tall, muscular, he’s an artist, and he’s really nice. Today, he walked past Ubi to go sharpen his pencil or something and we’re just sitting there talking about how we would tap dat ass so hard(literally). He walks back to his seat, and as he’s walking back to his seat, he turns and stares right at us with this smirk and I was like like ‘DID HE REALLY JUST FUCKING HEAR ALL OF THAT!?!?’

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So Guys, I got Accused of Practicing Witchcraft Today

You heard me. 

Witchcraft

I was in my free period, where I don’t really have any friends. I was alone and reading my book, and softly singing to myself. I’m just sorta listening to everyone chatter around me, when I hear my name used. I look up, and there are some bitchy girls across the room, gossiping and such. I then promptly hear that i practice voodoo, and that right now I’m doing incantations. I’m sort of staring at this point. They all glance over at me and then look back. One them says “Oh my god your right”. And then I started muttering under my breath to freak them out. I think I’m going to start saying things to mess with them even more

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