ash-is-boss
GUESS WHAT I’M INTO THESE DAYS
efrondeur
yaboybokuto
kissmyastrology
BUSTING SIGN STEREOTYPES
- Aries: Is capable of other emotions besides anger. On occasion, they also experience rage, blinding rage, and murderous rage.
- Taurus: They do other things besides eat. Such as sleep. And complain.
- Gemini: They don't always talk. I knew one once that was silent for two minutes.
- Cancer: Not all have mommy issues!!! Some have daddy issues.
- Leo: Has probably cared about one other human being besides themselves.
- Virgo: Can sometimes let loose and be wild, like not making their bed for two days.
- Libra: Once spent a reasonable amount of money while shopping and was able to make a decision.
- Scorpio: They were born virgins
- Sagittarius: Does not really have commitment issues. They've had the same combat boots for years without wanting another pair.
- Capricorn: Highly capable of doing fun activities like not wearing a bra
- Aquarius: Hasn't made contact with aliens yet
- Pisces: They once went six minutes and thirty seconds without crying in public
godasenpai
ghostfiish
haberdashing
- me: i need to shower now
- brain: ok
- me:
- brain:
- me: ...this isn't showering
- brain: no it's not
- me: why aren't i showering?
- brain: who knows
illmamnim
god-damn-snow-white
PastelxPunk AU where Phil is helping his baby get dressed, then patienatly listening to his rumble about unicorns
Or listening to him patiently before desiding to help him out of the jeans
The next day Daniel will get the glowing unicorn plush
soylante
ruinedchildhood