This expression added ten years to my life.
(clint mcelroy voice) HA
>find out there’s a Rubber Armor hidden in the game somewhere
>immediately abandon any and all prior goals to venture blindly into deadly high-level zones, referencing vague guides to find the shrines holding my prize, die a dozen times, blow all of my remaining rupees on a weird hood from a secret store in Gerudo Town to finally complete this most important of quests
NE’ER SHALL I BE HINDERED IN THE PURSUIT OF MY FETISH AESTHETIC (ง'̀-‘́)ง
I may not know anything about flowers…BUT I KNOW A GIMP SUIT WHEN I SEE ONE!
Great now I’ve got to kinkshame the Hero of Time.
Did you run away
Did you run away,
I don’t need to know
If you ran away
If you ran away,
come back home
–alternatives– holy crap that song gave me the feels
never tell your friends you have a date because they’re gonna want to help