ash-is-boss
Has this been done yet
amayas-scar
I see my “Voltron using Earth memes” post and raise you “English is difficult and Coran and Allura don’t understand metaphors.”
~
Lance: “Yeah, I’m up for that!”
Coran: “Why are you up?”
Lance: “Oh, it just means that I’m available to do something!”
Coran: “Oh okay! Earth slang!”
*one week later*
Hunk: “Yeah I’d be down for that!”
Coran: “Why are you down???? Are you all right?!”
Hunk: “Oh no, I’m fine! That just means that I’m available to do something!”
Coran: ???????????????
~
Lance: “Coran, your mustache is on point today!”
Coran, looking around in confusion: “What point? Where is the point my mustache is on?”
~
Pidge, seeing Hunk’s new invention: “Dude! That’s sick!!”
Allura: “It is a machine, is it not? How can it be ill???”
~
*team sees Shiro’s muscles*
Hunk: “Oh my god I’m dead.”
Lance: “Deceased.”
Pidge: “Rip me.”
Keith: “I’ve been stabbed.”
Allura and Coran: “Is this??? Normal??????? To die from attractiveness on Earth??”
~
Hunk, teaching Allura and Coran to write in English: “Good job, Coran, but you spelled ‘eye’ wrong.”
Coran, frowning: “Pidge said it was the single straight letter with the lines on either side.”
Hunk: “That’s ‘I,’ like ‘I went to the store.’ You want ‘eye,’ like your eyeball.”
Allura: “Wait a moment, Lance told me you spelled it ‘aye.’”
Hunk, facepalming: “That’s like…for a pirate. We don’t use that one very often.”
Coran: “English is very confusing.”
Hunk: “Don’t even get me started.”
~
Pidge: “Hunk I would kill someone for this cheesecake you made.”
Coran: *yanks Allura’s cheesecake away and flings it at Pidge*
Pidge, covered in cheesecake: “What just happened”
~
Shiro: “I’ll just be a second, guys.” *comes back ten minutes later*
Hunk: “Give me a sec, Pidge.” *goes to help her five seconds later*
Lance, waking up: “I’ll be out in a sec” *half an hour passes*
Keith: “One sec, let me grab my bayard.” *returns in three minutes*
Pidge: “This program will only take a sec to download.” *finishes 13 hours later*
Allura: “How long???? Is a second????”
Coran: “I have no idea.”
moringmark
crusanite
thespace-dragon
ear
ruinedchildhood