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ironinkpen answered:
remember to water your kids everyone
- lance knows like. a lot of shakespeare
- he started reading the plays for flirty one-liners, got invested in the plot
- stopped using “i can be the romeo to your juliet” as a pick up line after actually reading romeo and juliet
- his thoughts are legit shakespearean
- like “jealousy, thy name is keith” i mean come on
- Princess Pointy Ears
- keith’s watching lance’s hair grow longer and waiting for the day the tables turn
- hunk: “uh, those look like space cops. pidge, why are space cops following our pod” pidge: “it now occurs to me that some of the modifications i made to this thing aren’t technically ‘street legal’”
- coran has been robbed on 27 separate occasions
- “wait if zarkon has a son does that mean that he and haggar-” “please never talk again”
- shiro can’t cook
- not even scrambled eggs
- lived off of take out, ramen, and matt’s leftovers
- hunk: “things are finally going my way! in fact, they’re going great! i have a chance to live after all!” hunk, five minutes later: “i’m fucked and i’m gonna die!”





















