I almost mist the pun
please ship shallura with me
dumb allurivan idea:
somehow i HC that kolivan is a wanted criminal in the galra empire. i mean, the guy leads a freakin rebel group that opposes the empire and zarkon. which means that he can’t just… show his face in public area like the space mall or something.
but like, imagine. the team (and the remaining members of BOM) forcing their leaders to take a rest already, jfc, you two are worse than shiro at pushing yourselves. they defeated zarkon. they make HUGE progress at taking down the empire. they deserve this.
imagine coran and the team taking kolivan and allura to, well, a different space mall. because, pls let allura find shiny things. the teams split up to have fun. coran is still hovering, still worried that something bad will happen to allura (kolivan pretends he doesn’t notice), but eventually gets pulled away by lance or hunk.
then, then. allura just… looks so mesmerized with the items on the display. it’s been awhile since she’s having fun like this. kolivan is not sure why she’s having so much fun, but he likes… seeing her expression. she’s just so relaxed. less guarded. maybe she doesn’t notice he’s still there, he thinks.
THEN OF COURSE someone notices that, hey, the big galra guy IS A WANTED MAN. whoops, time to scram, he guesses. he just… throws her over his shoulder and RUNS.
at first allura is furious. she doesn’t need to be carried like a freakin damsel in distress okay, but then kolivan just leaps from floor to floor to avoid getting caught and damn he’s very fast and very agile. when kolivan jumps FROM THE FIFTH FLOOR TO THE GROUND FLOOR allura is cackling really loud. kolivan is chuckling.
(in the distance, you can hear pidge muttering ‘not again’)
in the end, they somehow get an earth scooter, two fire-breathing puppies, four pairs of hover-skates, and a very HUGE supply of candies. later, kolivan gives allura the exact same bracelet she was staring with stars in her eyes back in the mall and allura asks where did he get it. did he steal it???
kolivan just shrugs and answers that the rocky asteroid where the blade of marmora headquarters is hidden has lots of super-heated gemstones on its surface (thx to the black holes). also he…….. may or may not have a talent in wire-crafting. and they have so many wires back in the headquarters.
allura never takes it off.
also: someone notices that she starts wearing the bracelet since the 2nd space mall incident and somehow makes the connection that SHE STOLE IT FROM THE MALL. ALLURA YOU CRIMINAL.
allura: ‘what no, kolivan gave it to me’.
everyone: ‘haha yeah, seriously.’
allura:
everyone: ‘seriously???????’
THIS IS SO CUTE WTF
Because April 1st is coming up, I feel the need to mention that my blog will not contain “screamers” of any sort. No pound noises unexpected, no “flashers”, no “jump scares”; none of that nonsense
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