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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *checks Snapchat. Sees 100+ seconds from Ash*<p/><b>Ash:</b> Bender. My Pineapple pizza loving friend. My love. Will you marry me?<p/><b>Ash:</b> Wait, *looks around* I have a ring here somewhere. *stares into the camera and my soul* <i><b>I will do better than Mogi.</b></i><p/></p><p/><b>Ash:</b> *picks up a ring* I have this one.<p/><b>Ash:</b> *shows another* And this one.<p/><b>Ash:</b> ....<p/><b>Ash:</b> Okay clearly I need to stock up on engagement rings.... But *pulls out another ring* I have this one.<p/></p><p/><b>Ash:</b> This one has a big pearl. It's really fancy. *shows ring with a huge pearl*<p/><b>Ash:</b> *wearing make up and gorgeous* Will you marry me? :'3<p/><b>Me:</b> *watching all this and screaming at my phone hours later* OH MY STARS, I WAS AT WORK ASH!!!!<p/><b>Ash:</b> *another snap* Is this what rejection feels like?!<p/><b>Me:</b> *shrieking* ASH I LOVE YOU IM SO SORRYYYYY!! I AM WORST WAIFU 😭😭😭<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
why was I tagged in this??? bsjsoanbfjng I'm happy for you guys tho~ enjoy the pineapple pizza at your wedding I won't be there xD evil cackling
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neko-crimson:
“relatablepicturesofkeithkogane:
“when shiro promises everyone ice cream because of how hard u all fought, but claims not to remember saying so after the fact
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well hes only 6, you cant expect the world from him...
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when shiro promises everyone ice cream because of how hard u all fought, but claims not to remember saying so after the fact

neko-crimson

well hes only 6, you cant expect the world from him @relatablepicturesofkeithkogane

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damn u right, my b

Source: relatablepicturesofkeithkogane i mean its a valid point who gave a six year old 3 children anxiety and a worlds best dad mug and expect him to be ok it still sucks that no one got ice cream tho not relatable reblog neko-crimson
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multigloria

someone: supergirl can’t like lena, she has liked boys before 

me, a bisexual:

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someone: can you believe andrew garfield said he wanted spiderman to get a boyfriend, i mean he had a girlfriend in the past, he can’t be gay 

me, a bisexual:

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someone: steve rogers can’t be with bucky, he dated peggy, he is obviously straight

me, a bisexual:

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someone: what do you mean wonderwoman is bisexual? she had a boyfriend

me, a bisexual:

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someone: this character is straight because he/she only has been with people of the opposite gender

me, a bisexual:

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Source: multigloria pls i'm not even bi but it makes me mad?? how stupid do you think you sound??? like fuck it fits Steve to be bi??? y'all didn't read the comics? fuck maybe he's pan!!!!! he just!!! loves everyone!!! and yes let him date buck