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  • 707: i don't love mc
  • 707: i just miss her when she's not around
  • 707: and get upset when she ignores me
  • 707: and i worry when she doesn't eat
  • 707: and love the smell of her hair when she uses the suave coconut shampoo that makes her smell like a tropical princess named tulula who serves pina coladas in cups made of pineapple with a pink umbrella and a cherry on top
  • 707: but i don't love her
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