Took one of my selfies as a reference for this because I thought Lance would totally take this selfie :_D
- 13 year old me: oh man, i can't wait until i'm 18 so i can watch R rated movies!
- 19 year old me: *only watches kids cartoons*
I was rewatching “Escape from Beta Traz” and like this fucking scene

Pidge is just like “Lance, you’re gonna need to get a scan of his face” like it’s the easiest thing in the world and if it were any other idk SANE person they would’ve at least been like “wtf pidge have you seen this guy like he’s terrifying and also how the fuck am I gonna scan HIS FACE from this distance hidden away without him fucking noticing me”
But Lance, CLASS CLOWN LANCE, just says “Copy that” and gets down to business

HE IS A SHARPSHOOTER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE I MEAN HE REALLY ONLY HAS LIKE A 3 SECOND WINDOW TO AIM AND SCAN FROM THIS DISTANCE

HE SHOOTS THIS BLINDING ASS LIGHT WITH ZERO HESITATION AND LIKE

IN 0.00001456933 SECONDS THIS BITCH TURNS AROUND

But Lance used his fast leggys and hid himself like wtf I’m so proud of him. He is so smart and good and has amazing reflexes and is a quick thinker and doesn’t hesitate when people need him.

And he is like so relieved that he actually did the thing but doesn’t gloat or bask in his moment he just sends Pidge the face like NO PROBLEM “Face on the way Pidge” THAT WASNT RISKY AT ALL. WHATEVER. ALL IN A DAYS WORK.
MY SON GETS SHIT DONE AND THIS MISSION WOULD HAVE COMPLETELY FAILED WITHOUT HIM FOR SO MANY REASONS
Haha aww, I wonder what cute little Pokemon her parents left for-
I feel like this is what happens when the various protagonists have kids later in life. ‘here honey, take these pokemon with you.’ Just randomly taking some pokeballs and handing them to them. they sit with their morning coffee and their significant other says without looking up from what they’re doing, “You know you just let her walk out of the house with two legendary pokemon.” spit take and they immediately sprint out of the house after them.
While you were driving automatic I was studying The Blade



