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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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autistic-dave-strider

people shouldn’t have to pimp themselves off to the military to afford college wtf

dishwasher-in-a-suit

They don’t…lol

autistic-dave-strider

actually almost every teacher i’ve ever had has suggested joining the military because they’ll pay for college and almost half of my class is either doing it or considering it but i hope that rock you live under has air conditioning

aphony-cree

I went to a poor school and they did this. Everyone I know who went to a poor school did this. But the people I know who went to an upper middle class or higher school didn’t experience this

It’s almost like the Military targets poor people

Source: ambiguoussavior yikes fuck the military frankly i'm kinda grateful my parents have said they're more accepting of me being gay than they would be if i joined the military cause that's my attitude too
gabrielsagresticles

Valid reasons for Chat Noir to be akumatized in Chat Blanc:

  • He gets incapacitated and Ladybug relies on the B Team again, which makes him feel useless and like Fu picked the wrong Noir
  • His dad is just especially shitty that day
  • He finds the Snow White ass glass casket his mom is in and that opens a whole can of worms
  • He finds out the scarf wasn’t actually from his dad
  • He sees all his friends hanging out and having a blast without him on TV and is struck with a horrible loneliness
  • The RPG he’s playing has a sad ending
  • He walks in on the gorilla in the bathroom
  • He flubs a pun
  • Ladybug doesn’t bring him anything from Starbucks
  • He gets a zit. I mean like… A pretty big one.
  • Cheese smell

Invalid reasons:

  • Ladybug rejects him. Again.
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