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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thespace-dragon angst-oclock

Anonymous asked:

KLANCE TUMMY KISSES

marmoraskeith answered:

A good concept. A great concept, even. Perhaps even fantastic. 

Klance being playful during a tickle fight, where the covers are tangled around their legs like vines and neither of them can do anything other than breathe and laugh and try to get the upper hand. 

That’s when Keith’s arms give out and Lance finally lunges forward to where his boyfriend’s shirt has rucked up in the tussle and blows raspberries onto his tummy, making Keith laugh even harder. 

Eventually, it turns softer, more into dedicated kisses than something playful, and Keith’s laughter fades away as he watches Lance leave a trail of love around his belly button and up his ribs. It ends with Lance lifting his head to fix his eyes on Keith’s to give him a gentle smile, right before Keith pulls forward until their lips meet. And Lance can still feel Keith smiling against his mouth. 

Source: marmoraskeith bless klance voltron
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So I’m at the doctors office……

vivemarco

Nurse: what is your sexual orientation?
Me: Asexual
Nurse: …………….
Me: …………..
Nurse: *looks at me* ……….uh…………?
Me: Asexual, like I don’t feel sexual attraction
Nurse: ………….towards anyone?
Me: nope
Nurse: *goes back to typing* Well then I guess that answers my next question, any current sexual partners?
Me: *laughs* nope, zero
Nurse: that’s a good form of birth control

Source: vivemarco i hate that question its always so awkward fml haha OTL;;; but i get that reaction about the birth control thing too so at least that helps lighten things up i just hate the look of pity like '...are you ok???' euhhh anyway yea aces totally have sex but this one deffo doesnt carliequeue