I can’t stop listening to shape of you and thinking about these two…my hand slipped I swear
matt holt headcanons based off my real-life experiences w matts
- will eat anything. it doesn’t matter if the food was in a chem lab fridge and technically not safe to eat bc he’ll eat it anyway and somehow he’ll turn out just fine
- once made tiny paper rockets and snuck out of school during lunch to launch them in the parking lot
- has the ability to set pretty much anything on fire and will dedicate hours and hours to achieving the flames he craves
- once accidentally swallowed gasoline in the process
- one time he needed an extra wii-mote so he walked 10 miles to shiro’s house in the middle of the night and knocked on his window asking to borrow his
- matt: (throws ice at pidge)
pidge: fucker don’t throw ice at me
matt: (continues to throw ice at pidge) - passed an entire semester of english class only by feeding the teacher chocolate to get on her good side
- at his school this kid carried around a guitar and it annoyed him so he stole the guitar and hid it above the ceiling tiles and then hid from that kid for the rest of the week
- the lunch ladies love him and no one knows why
- is missing from all class meetings and yet somehow knows exactly what happened during those meetings
- never uses carmex correctly
u chose to love this mess of a man
Long Live the Eggplantageddon
Huehuehue
Staahhhp, let me sleep in peace
You can sleep when you’ve made friends with the eggplants and pineapples.
Omfg whyyy
Because eating your veggies and fruits will help you become big and strong!! While you also develop an impeccable palate for intricate delicacies. 😉
“Won’t someone pour the ocean over my head softly,
Cover my whole body,
I want to be bathed in all the fishes and the sun
Have it all around me”
song here
HAP BIRTH TO THAT MEME LOVING FUCK OF A NERD I CALL A BEST FRIEND AND COLLAB PARTNER @wolfpainters HAVE FUN GETTING OLD U CRUSTY VIKING
i LOVE YOUR CHOSEN GIF LMAO FUCK YEaH im a crusty old viking
theo gave me birthday candles today stating the start of my 84th year in life
ThaNK YOU MOM ILY <33



