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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
efrondeur 3dkind
summer-arts

matt holt headcanons based off my real-life experiences w matts

  • will eat anything. it doesn’t matter if the food was in a chem lab fridge and technically not safe to eat bc he’ll eat it anyway and somehow he’ll turn out just fine
  • once made tiny paper rockets and snuck out of school during lunch to launch them in the parking lot
  • has the ability to set pretty much anything on fire and will dedicate hours and hours to achieving the flames he craves
    • once accidentally swallowed gasoline in the process
  • one time he needed an extra wii-mote so he walked 10 miles to shiro’s house in the middle of the night and knocked on his window asking to borrow his
  • matt: (throws ice at pidge)
    pidge: fucker don’t throw ice at me
    matt: (continues to throw ice at pidge)
  • passed an entire semester of english class only by feeding the teacher chocolate to get on her good side
  • at his school this kid carried around a guitar and it annoyed him so he stole the guitar and hid it above the ceiling tiles and then hid from that kid for the rest of the week
  • the lunch ladies love him and no one knows why 
  • is missing from all class meetings and yet somehow knows exactly what happened during those meetings
  • never uses carmex correctly
imperium-victoria

@ilikelancealot

u chose to love this mess of a man 

Source: summer-arts nddowhdkfi Matt holt ref
light-of-eyllwe thespace-dragon

Long Live the Eggplantageddon

light-of-eyllwe

@thespace-dragon @shiros-eyes

Huehuehue

thespace-dragon

Staahhhp, let me sleep in peace

light-of-eyllwe

You can sleep when you’ve made friends with the eggplants and pineapples.

thespace-dragon

Omfg whyyy

light-of-eyllwe

Because eating your veggies and fruits will help you become big and strong!! While you also develop an impeccable palate for intricate delicacies. 😉

Source: light-of-eyllwe Mogi Eggplantageddon It's funny My mom made eggplant stir fry Hahahaha
wolfpainters wittyy-name
wittyy-name:
“HAP BIRTH TO THAT MEME LOVING FUCK OF A NERD I CALL A BEST FRIEND AND COLLAB PARTNER @wolfpainters HAVE FUN GETTING OLD U CRUSTY VIKING
”
i LOVE YOUR CHOSEN GIF LMAO FUCK YEaH im a crusty old viking
theo gave me birthday candles today...
wittyy-name

HAP BIRTH TO THAT MEME LOVING FUCK OF A NERD I CALL A BEST FRIEND AND COLLAB PARTNER @wolfpainters HAVE FUN GETTING OLD U CRUSTY VIKING

wolfpainters

i LOVE YOUR CHOSEN GIF LMAO FUCK YEaH im a crusty old viking
theo gave me birthday candles today stating the start of my 84th year in life

ThaNK YOU MOM ILY <33

wolfhowl i need to punch your face for that gross amount of affectiON