Zeus: *sneaks in on Mt. Olympus at 2am*
Hera:

“He’s kind of cool, but he’s kind of a goof,” continued Montgomery.
“I like Lance because he feels the most human. He’s got those insecurities, but he tries so hard to cover them up. That’s what’s kind of fun about him. He wants to be the cool guy. He wants it so bad, but not exactly…”
Friend: How’s the writing going? You’ve been at it for hours
Me:

My dad left this outside my bedroom door and it looks like one of those “reblog the TP money tower for good luck” posts so do as you will.