light-of-eyllwe
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
Oh shit
Bruh
creativecreepie
babyblueavenger
Yooooooo…
Levels
I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂
black mirror season 4
Savage
Oh wow
This is super epic.
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.
ciphersiren
sugss-deactivated20190324
prince lotor is certainly quite a beautiful creature isn’t he?
krunkidile
so-long-my-weird-dudes-deactiva
this is the only way I’m drinking wine now
Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle
ciphersiren
I made rice krispies but…. it was a mistake….. when I eat my hand is covered in marshmallow goo…. I cAN ONLY USE ONE HAND
beastmegs
joker-ace
ruinedchildhood
