Red and Blue make Purple

[joker-ace]

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[kamen-apple-kinkshaming]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[light-of-eyllwe]

[thatsthat24]

I’m So Helpful 🚗 (W/ @jonerstrokes & @tallykat3)

[imadarklittlerayofsunshine]

hoNEStlY SAME

[thespace-dragon]

things to shout during sex:

[spacecapes]

• farming??????? really????
  
• ARE WE BLIND
  
• DEPLOY THE GARRISON
  
• we stand here amid MY ACHIEVEMENT. NOT YOURS.
  
• get that beach UNDER CONTROL
  
• *choking noises*
  

[godasenpai]

[fyspringfield]

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

[thespace-dragon]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via pumpkinkitten)

[godasenpai]

[thespace-dragon]

[solkorra]

My baby is an amazing shooter, what do you think? *o*

[godasenpai]

[hedgehogsofasgard]

My name is Smaug the Mighty, the Magnificent, the Terrible - the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities, guarding my treasure with a meep and a blep