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Voltron paladins as weird things I've heard people say

  • Pidge: I can smell the atoms bonding
  • Shiro: *running through Walmart entrance* SOCCER PRACTICE STARTS AT 10 DAMMIT!
  • Hunk: you were once the youngest person in existence
  • Lance: I heard somewhere that the fastest way to shave your body is to just set yourself on fire
  • Keith: *staring at knife selection through glass* how many of these would I have to buy to concern you?
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  • Allura: *slams breaks on minivan* the traction is phenomenal!
  • Coran: whenever I'm hungry, I just search through my mustache for a snack
  • Lotor: I accidentally hit the fish, but it was enjoyable.