- Keith: I’m going to McDonald’s, you want anything?
- Lance: Crush me between your thighs.
- Keith: What?
- Lance: I said I want some ketchup and fries.
💞💞💞💞👍👍👍 good shit
there’s this one librarian who literally acts like everyone’s mother and she’s actually the purest person ever like,,,
Everything–everything I’ve done up until now… It was all for nothing… So I really am just a failure!