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Anonymous asked:

HELL YEAH LANCE HEADCANONS PLEASE (i love my dorito son)

ironinkpen answered:

god i love him too what the fuck

  • lance, after putting someone’s dishes in the sink for them: “oh my god guys? i’m literally just?? so generous??? where’s my parade”
    • lance, after legit saving someone’s life: [thanks others] [feeds a mouse]
  • [in galra interrogation room] “… so do i talk first or do you talk first? i talk first?”
  • shiro and lance’s senses of humor are practically identical and lance can never know
  • hunk and lance have achieved perfect optimist-pessimist equilibrium
    • lance is the “dude we can totally do this” to hunk’s “dude if we do this we’ll probably get stabbed”
    • they take turns being the voice of reason
  • coran eventually lets lance record the siren noise and shiro has to get pidge to hack the castle to delete it because coran uses it for everything
  • allura: “ugh lance is staring at me again :/” lance, thinking: “can allura turn her fingers into spoons”
  • lance doesn’t know keith’s full name. he remedies this situation in his own special way
    • Keithiel Knives McMullet
  • pidge: “you know lance i used to think that nothing in the universe could disappoint me as much as the java programming language but congrats, you’ve managed to surprise me”
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what’s better than this…. just teams being memes

  • *pidge says anything* “shut up you’re like 12″
  • they argue over all noises, not just laser noises
    • “and we’ll turn on the particle barrier and it’ll be like pshwoosh” “actually i think you mean vwooom” “what? that sounds like a lightsaber, it’s totally wooshaaaaa” “oh my god can you guys shut up” “you shut up keith”
    • shiro: “alright guys let’s get back on topic– though it’s definitely whishboom”
  • there are frequent petitions to play hide and seek as a bonding exercise
  • “keith do you have a plan” keith, who very obviously does not have a plan: “uh……. yeah”
  • whenever the team manages to finish a training session together allura swoops in like “wow congratulations paladins!!! you guys are now almost as strong as an altean nine year old”
  • *lance says something stupid* pidge, looking him up and down with disinterest: “………………….anyway”
  • they walk up to people who are Obviously Not Allura and wax poetic about how incredible altean shapeshifting is
  • lance: “i have never done anything wrong ever???”
    • hunk: “I know this and I love you”
  • a lot of latinx people kiss each other on their cheeks casually and one day lance slips up and does it to one of his teammates and do they let it go?? no, never
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