i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s
scientists: how do we stop the very infectious and damaging tobacco mosaic virus from spreading????
farmhands: dip ur hands and equipment in Milk™️ before touching them
scientists: ????wait how does that work
farmhands:

Basically all nightshades are vulnerable to the tobacco mosaic, right? So as a home gardener, washing my hands and tools in milk before handling tomatoes stops it? I have never heard of this! Does it need to be whole milk or will it work with any milk? Would it work with lactose free milk?
WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT
I need to look into this.
farmer, looking at his crops: “he need some
milk”
*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….





