what is the truth

they’re married you asshole
u right, my bad
The blue lion’s with me, and we’re very happy together.
Very happy.
Gift art for @hamstermastersamster
(screams into the void)
(the void pours two cups of coffee, sits down to listen)
(sobs quietly) thank you void, it has been a stressful month
Keith! When will my Life Begin animatic for the Klance Tangled AU!!
edit:sorry about the fire cracking up. I think it’s the gradient that’s causing the file to become a little corrupt. I’ll try to fix it and update it asap
edit edit: The song is a pitched down version of the original song
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

Also apparently when Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent two teenage girls to him for use as he pleased, Napoleon was not happy because he was in love with Josephine. So he sent them back, but apparently the Egyptian ministers misunderstood.
Because they sent back two young boys.
that last one sent me into hysterics
pidge: a lesbian
allura: pansexual
shay: bisexual
nyma: a lesbian
plaxum: pansexual
florona: a lesbian
haggar: a lesbian
sorry i don’t make the rules
@lilliputiantestinggravity aren’t they tho?
@regenbogen-flummi they were never ok to begin with xD
@atrailof-whispers done~