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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
efrondeur spaceboomerang
shiros-eyes

okay so everyone knows the pool scene

but no one has talked about the fact that their towels are the fucking tiniest things ever

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how in the diddly darn fuck are you supposed to be able to dry yourself with these??????? you can maybe dry your hands with them on a good day

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and with how thin they are they gonna fill up faster than a goddamn Sham Wow

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the towel would barely even be able to wrap around his chest, let alone dry his body, from his bean sprout hairs to his toes

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not to mention how small they are length-wise, they’re maybe the length of a forearm, and even that is generous af

fuckin altea can make giant ass, touch-my-paladin-i-will-kill-you, sentient, robotic CATS, but god fucking forbid they have towels that can actually dry your body

spaceboomerang

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Source: efrondeur BOOMER OH MY GODDDD I FUCKING LOVE YOU THIS ALSO LOOKS FANTASTIC????? DESPITE BEING A GD SHITPOST???? alluras face is golden lmao why DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU DID THIS fan art meta free association with red caps /