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Anonymous asked:

This is great I'm crying! So like consider: it doesn't take lance long to realise that Keith, an orphan, who lived in the desert, doesn't really take good care of himself. Like yeah he drinks lots of water but Lance the drama queen™ is outraged "YOUR FUR IS STINKING UP OUR ROOM YOU NEED TO SHOWER" and Keith is like "I'm 99% sure I'm now allergic to all of that altean shampoos and stuff" and lance is like "fineee" and offers to help, realising then that Keith just doesn't want to get in the water

thespace-dragon answered:

Lmaooo keith being scared of the water xD omg thats greatttt

I can totally see lance pulling Keith in for a spa treatment day and just making sure the boy is clean for once in his life. And it’s not like Keith isn’t justified for not showering often, like water is a limited resource out in the desert, he showered when he HAD to. So the habit just stuck.

But like lance goes to allura and is like, Keith needs a fucking shower and I gotta know if the altean stuff we have is dangerous for galra. Allura is like no? We used to have an alliance with them and some even stayed on altean for extended periods of time, nothing is poisonous for them. Lance: awesome, that fucked is getting a bath.

Cue wrestling Keith into the showers.

And it’s just like trying give your cat a bath and it’s a Mess. Lance at one point suggested that they would go into the decontamination room and do it that way and Keith was like no way in hell I’ll take the fucking shower thanks. Lance is just like finalllyyyy.

Lmao I’m dying imagining Keith looking like a dyrowned cat once hes put and lance just trying to keep it together.

Turns out they had to go to the decontamination room anyways because towel drying Keith was taking forever and that only had no patience and they need that wind tunnel.

Pfff, lance dies because Keith comes out all poofy and Keith tackles and lance doesn’t even put up a fight because Keith just looks so goddamn cute (he’s a goner I’m sorry)

Bonus: pidge is around the corner taking pics for more blackmail purposes~

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Anonymous asked:

Cuz his fur gets heavy and wet and he really doesn't like it so of course lance is like "get. In. The. Quiznacking. Shower." And Keith legit growls at him and there's no angst this time that's it.

thespace-dragon answered:

Lmao, just threaten Keith with the decontamination room and that’ll do the trick~ xD

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