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special times for cat people

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when they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out

when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face

when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry

when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs

when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing

when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror

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Ah yes the ekekekk thing always a classic

Source: hippyelfchick Cats
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The Fan’s Guide to the Altean Language

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Because fanfiction

Probably not complete, but enough to get started. If something is wrong or needs more explaining, let me know. Potential spoilers if you haven’t watch both seasons.

Units of time (presumably not equal to earth time)

  • Quintent = 1 day
  • Decathebe = decade
  • Dobash = minute
  • Varga = hour
  • Tick = second
  • Spicolian movement = week

Phrases

  • Stick out like a shoferiaks nose
  • blown straight to Wazblay
  • faster than an angry clanmurel 
  • Jump like a spritely clovenheifer
  • mad as a wet chuuper
  • linked at the ears like a pack of yellmore
  • kragasquizzle on the balmera

Random

  • Nunvil - a purple beverage that purportedly tastes like hotdog water and feet. Other commentary includes “the nectar of the gods”, “makes a wonderful hair tonic”, and “settles the stomach and brightens your smile”
  • Quiznack - a swear word, similar in use to Fuck, crap, or hell (ie: “Oh quiznack” or “What the quiznack”)
  • Quintessence - a type of energy. Context from the world indicates that it is likely some form of Life/spirit energy
  • Weblem - a giant space worm that eats dead planets, repurposing the material into “the building blocks of new solar systems”. They produce the scultrite mineral, used for Altean teledove lenses.
  • Slavendehoe - literally the altean word for “gone”
  • Duflax - an altean creature with a beak and webbed feet.


Other useful info

  • The paladins left earth on a monday
  • Cryopod, cryo replenishers, and sleep pods have all been used to describe the same unit
  • The black lion is largest, the yellow/blue lions next largest, and the red/green ones the smallest. So Lance and Hunks lions would be described as about the same size
  • The swords the blades of Mamora use are made of Luxite, which is rare
  • Coran accompanied his Grandfather while the castle of lions was being built, potentially putting his age in the 600s (not counting the 10k year cryo-sleep)
  • In S2E5, Coran refers to Pidge as “gentlelady”, meaning the usage of she/her pronouns by fans is not incorrect
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savethelastklance asked:

Are we still allowed to ask for certain Butlers to serve us? If so could we request shiro,Lance and Keith? I understand if it's too much of a bother-blushes-
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Lance: Well we are rather slow today so we will make an exception just for you.

…

Shiro: You distracted there Keith?

Keith: Huh?

Shiro: ;)

Keith: Shut up.


A.N. Hey so this was worked on over the stream today! Thanks for everyone that checked in and joined me while I awkwardly talked about Voltron theories and Hamilton. Today was just a test but I think it went fairly well. Next time I’ll have something cooler lined up. ( I may not talk as much though >..> )  Also, my goal to make sure Keith is staring at Lance in every shot is still going strong.

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pinkgoddess00 asked:

May I hear one of lances pick up lines?

Lance: Well… this one isn’t really… work… appropriate ;)

Hunk: No… Lance, don’t.

Lance: I like my coffee like I like my sex…

Pidge: Overpriced and from Starbucks?

Lance: Uh… no. H-

Hunk: Frequently and in the mornings.

Lance: Well… that’s nice but no. H-

Shiro: Dark and steamy?

Lance: Not a bad answer… I’ll save that for later. What I was gonna say was h-

Keith: In a mug.

Lance: HOT AND SWEET… HOT… AND… SWEET.

Pidge: This is why we don’t let you do pickup lines.

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