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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Maui is not obese

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Maui is a powerful demigod. Big and strong and… oh, you think he looks fat?

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That’s probably because you’ve been conditioned by the media to accept this

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as what strong and fit looks like. Amiright?

Sadly… these guys are not all that strong. Yeah, they got muscles… but they aren’t built in a useful way. They are built for looks and that’s about it.

This… 

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is a strong guy. Actually a competitor in the Strongman competition. But… his tummy sticks out and he doesn’t look like a Dorito. 

You know who else is strong?

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These guys…

And Maui…

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Look at those arms, omg. And that solid, sturdy torso. You can see a shadow where his meat covers his ribs, but he doesn’t look like any slouch to me.

And this guy…

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That’s Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather. When the Disney animators showed him their sketches of Maui, he pulled out a picture of his grandfather and showed it to them because he was amazed how similar they looked. This dude was also a pro wrestler.

There’s actually a great infographic about ab muscles and stuff over HERE.
but this is the part i want to show you.

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Now… look at Maui again.

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Originally posted by hannahberrie

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Originally posted by allmyhanddrawnsoul

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Originally posted by heartthrobadventure

That thickness don’t move like fat. It doesn’t jiggle and he’s able to flex it. Look at how it sits on his body. It doesn’t sag… he doesn’t have a gut. There’s even a slight V shape to his torso.

It’s just big and not ‘defined’.

And people aren’t used to that.

(sorry, this isn’t the most organized post… i kinda just let it all spill out)

Source: rosworms Maui Moana Bless maui Drul Agranam
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dankestmemestealer

With these upgrades they never stood a chance

commanderchrist

Seeing videos like this makes me realize that we do truly have to integrate ourselves with technology or else we will be burned a fucking live by our on creations.

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I was wondering how those copper pipes were going to help attach Thomas to the robo-legs.

I hadn’t considered the flamethrower.

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