team voltron as the martian quotes
- Shiro: They'll probably say, "Thanks for gathering samples. But leave them behind. And one of your arms, too. Whichever one you like least."
- Pidge: Henceforth, rover experimental missions will be "Sirius" missions. Get it? Dogs? Well if you don't, fuck you.
- Keith: As you can see, this plan provides many opportunities for me to die in a fiery explosion.
- Hunk: I ate the meal pack labeled "Survived Something That Should Have Killed Me." Oh my god, I forgot how good real food tastes.
- Lance: The rover and trailer regulate their own temperatures just fine, but things weren't hot enough in the bedroom. Story of my life.
- Allura: "Oh," Lewis said, "well if you won't let us then-- Wait... wait a minute... I'm looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out I'm the commander."
- Coran: I can't wait 'til I have grandchildren. "When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!"







