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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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So I’m at the doctors office……

vivemarco

Nurse: what is your sexual orientation?
Me: Asexual
Nurse: …………….
Me: …………..
Nurse: *looks at me* ……….uh…………?
Me: Asexual, like I don’t feel sexual attraction
Nurse: ………….towards anyone?
Me: nope
Nurse: *goes back to typing* Well then I guess that answers my next question, any current sexual partners?
Me: *laughs* nope, zero
Nurse: that’s a good form of birth control

Source: vivemarco i hate that question its always so awkward fml haha OTL;;; but i get that reaction about the birth control thing too so at least that helps lighten things up i just hate the look of pity like '...are you ok???' euhhh anyway yea aces totally have sex but this one deffo doesnt carliequeue