nobody in an oversized bat costume is allowed to criticize him
Keith plays damsel in distress.
Keith is not actually hurt. No, I like things fluffier than that. This is a training exercise to practice protecting & extracting an injured paladin from danger. Keith draws the short straw and Lance gets really into his role. Fake sobbing over Keith’s “unconscious” body, swearing vengeance on those who dared harm him, full on rage-filled war cry as he carries Keith away while firing on their holographic enemies.
Keith tries very hard to stay limp and offer dry, sarcastic commentary instead of convulsing with laughter. Sometimes he fails. No one else even tries.




