peace be with y’all

you. you get it.
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

FUCK
This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”
two lives - you and the poor unsuspecting human reading your email
((I’VE BEEN SIGNING MY EMAILS WITH SHRIMP TIT WEASEL LORD FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS))
…..
((Your’s is worse isn’t it?))
… m-mothcock.. i-it’s just mothcock……




“Maybe if I’m brave enough to go out there and face the storm, that’s how I’ll make the connection.” - “Or, It’ll blow you up until you’re dead!”

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you


*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

dude are we talking horses
sometimes art theft is worth the memories you will share with your friends for years to come, after one of them finds this post and then sends it to you while having no idea you drew a weed pony as a joke back in 2012
sincerely, the person who drew the weed pony as a joke in 2012 and now gets to experience whiplash every so often when this post crosses his dash
It’s been a while since I’ve posted on here. For anyone that would like to see the illustrations I’ve been working on lately, I post everything to my Instagram @danielmackeyy
I feel bad for not keeping up with posting on here. But I want to say thank to everyone that has took the time to check out my artwork. I appreciate you all✨
Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked
😭😭😭😭😭
That little guy is having the time of his life. Completely in character. He IS the doll.
my heart 😭😭😭