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idk i’ll just keep adding to this every now and then

1. “i’m not here because i want to be. i’m here because i made a promise, and i keep my promises.”
2. “i remember; we did that all the time when we were younger.”
3. “i didn’t mean to break your heart.”
4. “i didn’t mean for it to go this far.”
5. “i hate you. you’re everywhere, and i can’t escape you. i can’t go anywhere without being reminded of you.”
6. “i know you don’t love me, but please, just lie to me once more.”
7. “no matter what, i’ll always remember you this way.”
8. “let’s go for a drive.”
9. “because even if it hurts, i can’t bear to see you unhappy.”
10. “save me a dance, will you?”
11. “but everyone’s watching”
12. “even after everything, i don’t regret loving you.”
13. “i can’t believe you just said that.”
14. “i wish you didn’t have to go.”
15. “remind me again of how much you love me.”
16. “teach me.”
17. “can i hold your hand?”
18. “would you mind? i just need someone right now.”
19. “you never let anyone in, and that’s why everyone leaves.”
20. “i promise i won’t let you fall.”
21. “please don’t ever do that again.”
22. “what’s wrong with me?”
23. “how did we get here?”
24. “i love you today, and i’ll love you tomorrow and everyday after that.”
25. “pretty please”
26. “look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t love him/her anymore.”
27. “i’ll go if that’s what’ll make you happy.”
28. “i don’t need you. i don’t need anyone.”
29. “now, don’t tell me you’ve fallen in love with me already.”
30. “you’re so pretty.”
31. “help me understand.”
32. “i can’t live like this anymore!”
33. “why do you keep lying to me?”
34. “it hurts to look at you.”
35. “she/he and i were friends once.”
36. “that’s bullshit and you know it!”
37. “it’s 3 am. wanna go get some pizza?”
38. “a milkshake with two straws? how romantic!”
39. “someone once told me that we fall in love with beauty.”
40. “we all make mistakes; we’re human. it’s what we do.”
41. “prove me wrong.”
42. “i’ll do it myself if i have to.”
43. “take me anywhere but here.”
44. “you already have all of me.”
45. “all i know is that the stars have never looked brighter than in this moment with you.”
46. “for you sake, i hope you’re wrong.”
47. “i did everything for you.”
48. “i’d give away everything i own if it meant i could be with you.”
49. “i wish i could capture this moment in a bottle and keep it forever.”
50. “i wish we could go back to when you could be you and i could be me.”
51. “you’ve never looked more beautiful than you are in this moment.”
52. “yeah, my heart does that when i’m around you.”
53. “keep it in your pants!”
54. “is that a drawing of me?”
55. “sing for me?”
56. “will you be here when i wake up?”
57. “tell me, did you even love me?”
58. “will you think about someone else for once?”
59. “i can’t believe you thought i ever loved you.”
60. “people always leave me. you’re the only constant person in my life.”
61. “you’ll leave me eventually; they all do.”
62. “hypothetically speaking, what would you say if i asked you to marry me?”
63. “oh cmon, everyone’s got a story.”
64. “i know your secret.”
65. “i’d be careful if i were you.”
66. “what’s wrong with guys/girls like me?”
67. “it’s so easy to fall in love with you.”
68. “you got what you wanted; now go!”
69. “i wish we could go back to the way things used to be.”
70. “congratulations, you’ve finally managed to break my heart.”
71. “would you like an award for that?”
72. “i’m completely and utterly in love with you, and i wouldn’t have it any other way.”
73. “thanks for, you know, sticking with me.”
74. “it’s you and me against the world, kid.”
75. “i hate you, and i wish we never met.”

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76. “see, the problem is, you fall in love with everyone you meet.”
77. “you get more beautiful each day.”
78. “hey, little guy, how are ya?”
79. “did you write that for me?”
80. “fuck off!”
81. “get back here you piece of shit!”
82. “mommy ate the baby?”
83. “are you trying to get yourself killed?”
84. “you’re kidding right?”
85. “i wrote you a song.”
86. “please, i can’t do this without you.”
87. “why are you looking at me like that?”
88. “he/she’s right behind me, isn’t he/she ?
89. “thanks for not giving up on me.”
90. “if i’d known you’d be here i wouldn’t have come.”
91. “don’t act like this is my fault!”
92. “i wish we could hide away forever.”
93. “i don’t care where i am. as long as i’m with you, i’m going to be alright.”
94. “i can’t believe you’d stoop so low.”
95. “i’m here now. you’re safe with me.”
96. “i’ve got you.”
97. “i’m not going to run away anymore. it’s time i face my problems.”
98. “don’t ever change.”
99. “and that’s what i love most about you.”
100. “better be careful, darling.”

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101. “leaving you was the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do.”
102. “i wish i hated you; that would make this so much easier.”
103. “i’m not going to give up when we’ve come so far!”
104. “it’s better this way, don’t you see?”
105. “if anyone’s going to break my heart, i want it to be you.”
106. “this isn’t fair!”
107. “if you touch so much a single hair on her head i’ll fucking kill you!”
108. “today has been the shittiest day of my life, but being here with you’s just managed to make everything better.”
109. “i’m not going anywhere without you, okay?”
110. “you have to leave; before they get here. go!”
111. “we’re in this together, remember?”
112. “can i help you paint your nails.”
113. “let me braid your hair, sweetie.”
114. “i’m sorry for a lot of things, but i’m not sorry for the way i feel about you.”
115. “if you leave now, please don’t ever come back. it would hurt less that way.”
116. “i’m allergic to flowers.”
117. “let’s pick up where we left off.”
118. “you’re the only person i want to wake up to every morning.”
119. “i love you too much to make you stay.”
120. “your cheeks are just so squishy!”
121. “see, this isn’t so bad.”
122. “babe, there’s a goddamn spider in the bathroom!”
123. “i’m not going to run away this time.”
124. “i don’t need your help, okay? i’m not the princess locked in the damn tower. i can do this on my own.”
125. “doesn’t it get lonely sometimes; being here all by yourself?”

acuosticalum

126. “crazy ex? don’t worry about it; we’ve all had one of those.”
127. “can we cuddle?”
128. “i’d like to be alone; if you don’t mind.”
129. “let’s run away.”
130. “honey, i’m home!”
131. “hey, you can’t just leave me here!”
132. “what the hell are you guys doing with my underwear?”
133. “i’m so fucking done with this shit.”
134. “maybe if i keep looking at it, it’ll go away.”
135. “i think i’m gonna pass out.”
136. “can i do your makeup today?”
137. “let me paint your nails!”
138. “hey, i ran a bath for us.”
139. “hi, i’m y/n, and i have no idea who you are, but i need you to kiss me.”
140. “can you look after her real quick i’ve just got to run to the store real quick?”
141. “i got locked of my apartment and i have nothing with me at the moment. could i borrow your phone?”
142. “you actually came?”
143. “how does a vacation sound?”
144. “you know what? fuck you. i’m done with all your shit.”
145. “if he hurts you, i’ll fucking kill him.”
146. “need a ride?”
147. “it’s okay to ask for help, you know?”
148. “you’re too damn proud to see that you need help!”
149. “i’m gonna fail.”
150. “all i’ve ever done, i did to make you happy. i just want you to be happy.”
151. “we can deal with it later.”
152. “please tell me you didn’t get us a dog/cat/some type of animal.”
153. “are we relationship goals yet?”
154. “you beat me by 1 point. that doesn’t count. it’s literally 1 point.”
155. “it’s been years, but i still feel tge exact same way.”
156. “i hope it was worth it.”
157. “i’ve got nothing to apologize for.”
158. “damn, i fucking love you.”

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