light-of-eyllwe
the moreos guy would probably implode if he saw this
Anonymous asked:
Yo what r ur favorite voltron headcanons?
amayas-scar
justiceforallura
justiceforallura answered:
Y’all ready for this.
- Allura is buff as fuck and uses every available opportunity as an excuse to rip off her sleeves. She’s lucky the Castle is able to replicate clothes because otherwise she would’ve run out of dresses by like. Day 9 lmao.
- Hunk has two moms who love him very, very much.
- Shiro and Keith are bros, either literally or figuratively.
- I love them being half or adopted brothers, but my favorite origin story is that they met at like, a Garrison-operated space camp a few years back. Shiro was a cadet volunteer.
- Shiro was 17/18 and awkward as hell with the kids but already a natural when it came to piloting. Keith imprinted on him like a baby duck.
- Shiro, on the phone: Matt. Matt, you gotta help me. Matt. This random middle schooler adopted me, what do I do? Yes, I’m being serious! Yes, he adopted me. No, I haven’t seen any paperwork! Matt. Matt. Oh my god, stop laughing at me and put your mom on the line already you jackass. I hate you. Hi Colleen!
- Lance is Coran’s favorite human and it’s obvious to everyone, including Zarkon.
- Allura introduced Alfor’s hologram to all the Paladins and his favorite was Hunk.
- Shiro and Matt used to be Huge Memers back at the Garrison but then they became these space hotshots and heroes and people that kids looked up to so they had to dial it back.
- Lance can never know that Shiro has an encyclopedic knowledge of shitty memes. It is his greatest, and his most treasured, secret.
- Allura and the Mice gossip like all the time and Hunk/Lance are determined to get in on that.
- Coran would have a crush on Bill Nye.
- Pidge and Keith are Gay Best Friends who like to undermine corrupted authority figures and dismantle the establishment. They also hunt for cryptids in their spare time, even in space.
- Is there such a thing as space cryptids?? Or is that just like. Aliens. Alien aliens.
- Coran is Allura’s gay step-dad and he’s also kinda adopted the rest of the team. Lance is his son, everyone else is his niece/nephews.
- Lance and Hunk were born outside of America and either immigrated in when they were younger or attended the Garrison on a student visa.
- Keith is Texan (however this is now like 80% canon so. Say hello to your new god.)
- Lance loves Beyonce.
- Shiro has a serious sense of gallows humor lmao
- Nobody Is Straight Or Neurotypical.
- I also go back and forth a lot on gender headcanons lmfao… Pidge is definitely a trans girl to me though.
parfaitperi
kiku-pyon asked:
Okay, but how did Blue and Red become a couple?? Did Red have to impress Blue?? Did Red one day just saw Blue and thought, "that's them. That's my future mate." Or did Blue saw Red and though "that dragon is a hot mess without me, imma be their mate."
for red it was like
ALL JOKES ASIDE red fell for blue after seeing how devoted and loyal blue is!blue is strong and protective but also fun and silly and red loves that
blue fell for red cause red was just so fucking cool and bad ass and hot ;)
these two were always attracted to each other and p much just clicked!
thanotaphobia
yaboybokuto
chocmarss
ironswordandstarshield
I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go
joker-ace
ruinedchildhood
