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radioactivesupersonic

I’m astonished the fandom doesn’t seem to have latched onto the Blade as having a sense of humor/funny side at this point- because, like… you have an organization of people wearing masks, so most of the time you can’t actually see their expressions. They tend to come across as Imposingly Stoic.

They’re also in an incredibly high-stress position, and let’s be honest they have got to have some way to vent that stress.

You can’t tell me they never exploit the incredible deadpan and impressive athletic skills. Heck. There’s probably an entire category of humor that only really speaks to a bunch of basically space ninjas, like:

Consider, two agents live alone on a base with nobody there but each other. Their primary pastime is that one cup is relocated to increasingly unusual places and the other person is not allowed to catch them moving it. They take turns. At one point one of them managed to stash it in the other person’s hood and said other person took a serious call from Kolivan without realizing the cup was there.

Various agents, usually younger ones, switching masks/belts/uniforms/weapons trying to fool Kolivan and other senior members into thinking they’re the other person. It doesn’t work.

On the subject of Kolivan himself, he sneaks up on people. All the time. He will never acknowledge in the slightest he is doing it on purpose. Or that he finds this hilarious. Humor is beneath him. (that tiny smirk could’ve been anything. anything at all. are you suggesting something trainee)

There is probably a lot of “try to copy someone’s posture while they aren’t looking” and other pastimes because- again, these people live and die by stealth, espionage, and bluffing, try to tell me they would be able to stay responsible and not use that to fool around.

Once they ally with the paladins a small collection of them temporarily take up the hobby of wholesale making stuff up about their organization as a minor joke at paladin expense.

And of course, the idea that some of them start hanging out with Lance to the point that fingerguns gradually infect the entire organization as a gesture. 

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I NEED TO BE SLEEPING RN BUT I HAD A MIGHTY NEED TO REBLOG THIS. 

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Anonymous asked:

So... you have any soft Keith headcanons? Like, him interacting with the rest of the team in cute ways... Keith is my weakness. ❤

efrondeur answered:

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  • when Hunk learns no one taught Keith to cook, he kindly starts asking Keith to come help him with dinners
    • he starts with just having him chop things, letting him use knives, the things Hunk knows he likes, and waits til he finds interest in the rest
    • it happens quicker than he thought it would, in just two weeks, Keith comes to him asking for lessons on how to cook
    • Hunk is careful not to try him on the harder stuff too quickly, knowing that if Keith gets upset, he’ll either quit or get himself hurt. Keith really apprectiates that Hunk tries so hard to make sure he enjoys himself
  • Shiro likes to train with him, guising it under “helping him work on his form”
    • in reality, it’s to keep an eye over Keith, and with Keith’s mind focused on the battle, the wall between his mind and his mouth crumbles
    • Keith will just spill without even realizing it, and when he has nothing to talk about, he makes little quips about how old Shiro is getting
    • it’s refreshing to see him open up, but to see him smile, to act so freely and naturally, no guard or weariness stopping him from connecting with his teammates
  • it takes everyone a long time to realize this, but Keith is very protective of Pidge
    • he shields her when she’s thrown, attacks Allura with food when Pidge is hit with the goo in the food fight, but everyone thought it was Keith just being Keith
    • he sees some of himself in her, whether he knows it or not
    • she’s got a fire in her, determination, fear, and duty powering her, for her biological family, for her new space one, for her new job as a Paladin of Voltron
    • he doesn’t want her to become as angry as he did, as impulsive and reckless, so he protects her, shields her and fights back so she doesn’t have to
  • he and Lance have an odd friendship, to say the least
    • they’re absolute frenemies, with a stronger accent on friends. they’d never hurt each other, but they don’t tend to agree either
    • but Lance knows to go comfort him when Keith’s upset, to ramble about anything and everything to take Keith’s mind off of everything else
    • and Keith doesn’t always know what to do for Lance, his bluntness to the situation never seems to help, but Lance deeply cares about the sentiment, that Keith actually tried, whether it worked or not
    • they protect each other, have each other’s backs, always, they just also tend to turn around and slap each other as hard as they can on the neck as they do so
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