where is the heith hercules au?
where is it?
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and lance is literally ling

i can see that
Pidge: We’re not allowed to have sleep overs in my room anymore.
Keith, holding his knees: I woke up, surrounded by 18 inch girls in period clothing
Lance: Those were Pidge’s American Girl dolls, Keith
Keith: They were not from America they were from hell
lance: soooo……. you’re into conspiracy theories?
keith: hell yeah. pidge and i have already pretty much blown the garrison right open… all we have to do now is prove they’re holding aliens hostage, and then we can leak the information on the web and take them down.
lance: huh. that’s pretty cool! kind of terrifying, but pretty cool. what else do you believe in?
keith: well i mean like, i’m pretty sure i saw evidence of the chupacabra while living out in the desert… i’m also just into cryptids in general, so like bigfoot and nessie and stuff. i know that pidge is more into aliens. what about you?
lance: i believe that mermaids are real and that avril lavigne is dead
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keithkogayne answered:
SHIT🐸☕️
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i don’t think i know them… why did you send me this? did i reblog anything from them?
sometimes i remember that “we had a bonding moment i cradled you in my arms” is an actual thing keith has said. it’s not an headcanon, it’s not a fandom invention, it’s a thing. that he said. to lance. with his voice cracking and going high-pitched. he did done that. he needed lance to know, above all, that he had cradled him in his arms. it’s almost been a year since vld s1 came out and i still can’t believe this is a real thing,,,, truly astonishing