Hunk and Pidge encourage Keith to use a pick up line in an attempt to seduce Lance. Keith isn’t very good at pick up lines.
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Hunk and Pidge encourage Keith to use a pick up line in an attempt to seduce Lance. Keith isn’t very good at pick up lines.
The rest under the cut!
Anonymous asked:
angst-in-space answered:
wait what my whole life is a lie
also what the fuck is a cado
OH WAIT sorry i can’t read i just realized u said avo-fucking-cados ah hahaha. but yeah what avacados are a BERRY???? WHAT
According to Wikipedia: “in botanical terminology, a berry is a fleshy fruit without a stone produced from a single flower… includes grapes, currants, and tomatoes as well as cucumbers, eggplants, and bananas but exclude certain fruits commonly called berries, such as strawberries and raspberries.” “The seeds are usually embedded in the fleshy interior… but there are some non-fleshy exceptions, such as peppers, with air rather than pulp around their seeds”
Elsewhere on the internet they also list Watermelon, pumpkins, oranges, kumquats, and Avocados as berries and define Strawberries as “accessory fruits”
this is horrible
*completely ignores the last update time and posts this* hahha hey guys!! yes i havent forgotten about this and tbh, im procrastinating on other fics with this, sooooooo have some langst~
Summary: On the battlefield, anything can happen. Never turn a blind eye to the possibilities.
WC: 2470
Chapters: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
Alright, so the bonding time he had with Blue didn’t go that great. It was fine, it was the first time they tried it – well, second, but the first time was pretty much an emergency. They had to bond a little or else the Galra would have erased them from the universe.
So, yeah, bonding only happened for the sake of survival.
Keith led Lance out of the cockpit and walked beside him while they meandered throughout the castle. If Lance ignored the way Keith’s jacket shifted (he could hear it since it was the only leather thing on this ship), he could have almost passed the silence off as comfortable. Lately, the two of them have been spending more time together, but it wasn’t a major thing. Like, it wasn’t as if they were actively seeking each other out, it just happened. Mostly when Lance disappeared for too long and Keith came and found him, but after that when Keith knew he was okay, he stuck around. Lance was ready to call them friends in terms of their relationship instead of teammates. Which was a significant shift from teammate and rival.
Keith’s jacket squeaked a little for the umpteenth time and Lance swore it was as if Keith was turning to look at him, think about it, and then look away.
“Okay, what gives.”
He heard Keith stumble slightly before recovering. “Nothing.”
“Keith, you jacket makes a noise every time you turn to me, and it’s happened like five times. It’s obviously something.” Lance nudged him in what he hoped was Keith’s arm.
The red paladin grumbled something under his breath.
“Ya know, I may be blind, and my hearing is wonderful, but it’s not that great. You gotta speak up, Keith.”
i deleted all my posts so i have to reupload some art part 1: shiro redraws