lance: soooo……. you’re into conspiracy theories?
keith: hell yeah. pidge and i have already pretty much blown the garrison right open… all we have to do now is prove they’re holding aliens hostage, and then we can leak the information on the web and take them down.
lance: huh. that’s pretty cool! kind of terrifying, but pretty cool. what else do you believe in?
keith: well i mean like, i’m pretty sure i saw evidence of the chupacabra while living out in the desert… i’m also just into cryptids in general, so like bigfoot and nessie and stuff. i know that pidge is more into aliens. what about you?
lance: i believe that mermaids are real and that avril lavigne is dead




