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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
babyblueavenger feralsrock
inspectorwired

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

  • a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
  • fourth wall breaking
  • “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
  • *a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
  • alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
  • “fuck you” “well if you insist”
nerdgasrnz

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

wearevengeancenow

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

susiephone

  • the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
  • people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
  • alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
  • bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
  • someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
  • choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
  • the “hands go down” trope
  • example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*
scanlan

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

librarian-amy

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derinthemadscientist

These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

stunt-muppet

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression

roachpatrol

  • a high-stakes zany action scene forced to come to a complete halt while some characters take a very, very long elevator ride
Source: inspectorwired
weedle-testaburger strangelittlevixen

I can’t understand why anyone would ever want to live in the Star Wars universe

wongbal

I really can’t

wongbal

your life is uprooted every 20 years in galactic-scale wars caused by a neverending blood feud between two tribes of space wizards

wongbal

choose your preferred form of government:

a) laughably ineffectual and corrupt bureaucracy
b) fascist dictatorship controlled by space warlocks
c) exploitation by evil crime gangster who is probably also a slug

there are no other choices, sorry

wongbal

“Hey have you heard from Gary? He hasn’t answered my emails for weeks”

“Oh yeah, his whole planet got blown up by the genocidal cyborg sorcerer who controls our entire military”

wongbal

“But Samuel, what if I am one of the space wizards???” Let’s examine your options:

  1. abducted as a baby and raised by monks, then die a 35-year-old virgin at the hands of a goddamn robot with tuberculosis
  2. hunted down and shot to death by grunts in stupid helmets because space wizards are illegal right now (again)
  3. go through a goth phase, then your eyes get all yucky and one of the monks finds you and cuts your head off
  4. end up in a cult led by some evil wrinkled assface in a bathrobe who shoots lightning at you when he’s mad
wongbal

Also most of the wildlife seems to be ravenous carnivores with tentacles and/or 6-inch teeth and every urban area has roughly 6,942 assassins per square kilometer

Source: wongbal so that's why ame says she likes the empire more :P
doodlemeimpressed thechampionofjerkwall
bigmamasyd:
“ scribe-of-planes:
“ worldsweeper:
“ cazador-red:
“ celticpyro:
“ shitty-car-mods-daily:
“You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode
”
If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,” ”
You may rear end...
shitty-car-mods-daily

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

celticpyro

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

cazador-red

You may rear end it

Once

worldsweeper

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

scribe-of-planes

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bigmamasyd

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Source: shitty-car-mods-daily reblogging for that last edition aa....robots... good movie