yea shut up michaelangelo
the people I choose never choose me and my heart is so tired
idk if it bothers anyone or not but I am planning on using a Pe/./rs.ona 5 blog ;lasdkf I have the url already and stuff but I haven’t finished the game sO yeah
Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.
I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???
as a vegan, i always refer to non-vegans as “jeff the killer” and if they dont know who jeff the killer is i always carry with me several paper strips with a url printed on them to read the jeff the killer creepypasta so they can read it and understand the scope of their cruelty

Is op done? Can I go back to eating my steak now?
Jfc lol
Go to sleep

Steak first.
Oh hey OP, I just want to let you know how cruel I am
I shoot poor defenseless rattlesnakes, skin them, throw their skin on hat bands and eat the ever living fuck out of their meat. Then I take their rattle and bones and preserve them and wear them like the psychotic guy I am.
1. what’s a hat band
2. don’t swear on my posts
A fucking hat fucking band is a fucking band you fucking put on your fucking hat when you fucking have a big fucking hat fucking like I fucking do. Here in this fucking image you can fucking see my fucking Mojave fucking rattlesnake fucking hat fucking band that was it’s fucking skin before I fucking shot it in the fucking head with a fucking .410 fucking shotgun and fucking skinned it and fucking ate it.

i said don’t swear on my posts! but thank you for telling me what a hat band is and showing off your handsome eyes and gun
(to myself, you can’t hear this part) drat! he covered his face and now my funny little hitmen will never be able to hunt him down
Here you go. Come on down to my irradiated hell.
