Red and Blue make Purple

[illmamnim]

• <p> <b>anyone:</b> michael mell<p/><b>me, with tears in my eyes:</b> a special boy<p/></p>

[illmamnim]

[gayradwhitedad]

did i ever tell yall the story abt how i saw one of my exes at a grocery store and she had a baby carrier with a baby in it and after awkwardly greeting her out of obligation i stared at the baby and didn’t know what to say so i just blurted out “where did you get that” in a tone as if i were inquiring her as to what aisle she grabbed an eggplant from

and she looked down at the baby and was like “………….he’s mine” and we both had this mutual uncomfortable silence and a shared moment of ‘why did u say it like that’ before i was like “oh ok bye” and i left and then moved states like three days later

[gayradwhitedad]

i was trying to say something along the lines of “oh, when did you have a baby?” and then i opened my mouth and just let the words fight to the death on the way out because my brain-mouth filter is shot

[illmamnim]

[goopy-amethyst]

“Fat girls can’t-”
They can and they will buddy

[yesquesadilla]

Fat girls cant stop being beautiful

[goopy-amethyst]

Damn, you got me there buddy 

[illmamnim]

• dad: whaddya got there, son
• son: soy milk
• dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

[illmamnim]

[pigletsbigmovie]

the woods are lovely, dark and deep
but you’ve got promises to keep
and miles to go before you sleep
and miles to go before you sleep

[frogopera]

im bored and its pride month

send me jojo characters+an lgbt headcanon and i’ll draw a lil icon with the flag and the character that you can use

[pussycat-scribbles]

Think of this as a follow-on from this comic!

[joker-ace]

[ohcorny]

baton ass

[sacredaltean]

[spacehance]

my favorite part about prom is dressing up