instead of friendship bracelets, keith gets everyone on the ship matching pocket knifes that are color coded with each of their names bedazzled on them
watermelon paladin
instead of friendship bracelets, keith gets everyone on the ship matching pocket knifes that are color coded with each of their names bedazzled on them
WHAT?!
I need this on my blog.
On my blog? I need this IN MY LIFE.
Nom nom.
First I was like “holy fuck that’s a shitload of bread though”. BUT WHEN IT’S SLICED IT IS JUST PERFECT
Why can’t my girlfriend do this
Because you’re a grown ass motherfucker capable of doing this and it’s not your girlfriends job.