Me: love isn’t real
Me, after seeing Lance in the trailer: LOVE IS REAL AND GREAT AND PURE; I LOVE MY SON LANCE AND I WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR HI—
Me: love isn’t real
Me, after seeing Lance in the trailer: LOVE IS REAL AND GREAT AND PURE; I LOVE MY SON LANCE AND I WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR HI—
You can’t ship irl people. You can’t have “headcanons” for irl people. You can’t fucking headcanon they’re trans if they’re not trans people irl. Stop fucking doing that.
So I have a new au…
I call this au “Bullshit excuse to make Lance a stealthy ninja assassin Badass”
Also Toe Beans