jacks-mom
americankimchi
if you haven’t seen Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, you are missing out
Thank you for this. I clearly was missing out on a lot in my life. Knowing that this is the guy who Cinderella ends up with makes me feel SO much better about the first one.
Of course this is the kind of asshole who would track down a girl based on 1 night of dancing and a lost shoe. Why didn’t we think of this? Well played, Mickey, well played.
ichidice
jot-aro
i have my fucking cat i think we’re both pretty screwed
jurassicapark96
joker-ace
ichidice
kirstenatic
“My wife” says the woman I’m talking to. Suddenly my skin is clear, my student loans are paid, I feel remade.
@ any wlw reading this: I love you all and hope you get girlfriends and wives if you want them.
Happy Pride Month, may my blessing for wlw be more powerful than ever.
People asked if this includes trans lesbians and it absolutely does and my blessing will flip into a curse for anyone who thinks otherwise.
thespace-dragon
razzle-dazzle-lance
Pidge: cryptid
- sends a meme then vanishes into the night for extended periods of time
- is usually the subject of the other paladins’s venting in private chat
- knows all of the gossip but keeps it to themselves
- sends “night hoes🐸 ” every night at exactly 11:42pm
Lance: memelord
- talks using annoying abbreviations and replaces letters with numbers
(ex: ur, gr8, h3ll0)
- talks almost 24/7 about things no one cares to know
- “did you guys know that ducks have a dick shaped like a corkscrew” “lance go the fuck to sleep”
- makes references that no one understands
Hunk: moral support
- Hunk is usually sharing links to food he wants to make or calling the entire chat on facetime/skype so they can make it together
- sends silly videos when the others seem sad
- “hey guys I know it’s 2 am but I can’t sleep and just wanted you all to know that I love you”
- occasionally joins in on the memes
Shiro: tired™
- usually forgets he left his phone on silent and opens it to find 500 messages, most of them from Lance
- the other paladins get very excited when he comes into the group chat since he’s never there
- “guys I was gone for a day and there’s 523 messages” “SHIRO’S BACK”
- a tired leader, always asking about how he can ease his stress
- “hey shiro I haven’t seen you here in a while” “I’ve been at the training deck for an hour and none of you showed up so I had to result to desperate measures”
Keith: clueless
- constantly yelling at Lance to stop sending memes
- will then ask Lance to explain a meme or a reference he made
- sends videos about cryptids and conspiracy theories, these are the only things that summon Pidge to the group chat
- will call Lance or Hunk late at night to face time/skype and watch a movie together
- has a mini groupchat with just Lance and Hunk for this purpose, it’s called “bonding moments”
zhe-lazy-fox
peachdoxie
yall: lance is winking at keith
me, a jackass: lance is winking at slav
where’s my 50k one-sided/unrequited love slance college au
astro-not-art
angelrin89
ruinedchildhood
