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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
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┃┃╱╲ in this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔ give
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
Todoroki Shouto that healthy
tender love & care we know
▔▏ he deserves ▕▔
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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Anonymous asked:
actuallylotor answered:

Lance, who literally thought he was gonna get fucked handcuffed to a tree, somehow doesn’t think about sex
Y’all, rich people tip like shit
I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.
I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill.
The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill.
rich people don’t value yr labor at all
This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross.
And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.
Lance is a doorman at an expensive apartment complex where Keith, Shiro, Hunk, and Pidge live. They’re really fond of him. Pidge brings him coffee every morning and Hunk always sends him home with baked goods from his bakery. Lance is always happy and upbeat, adn it amazes Keith and Shiro that anyone can be this chipper this early–until one day he’s not. Keith and Shiro tiredly emerge from the elevator to find Lance sleepy and flushed, mostly slumped into the doorway, and looking generally rough. Pidge volunteers to step in for him until they can get his shift covered by a different employee, so she takes his attendant clothes and acts like it’s normal. Keith and Shiro drag his sick lil butt to bed.
Bonus points for if they see him looking rough in the morning on their way to work and come back home to find him just dead on his feet