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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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charlesoberonn

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

charlesoberonn

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

  • It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology
  • It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman
  • If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter
darkbluemint

I’m into this

swan2swan

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

alexkablob

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

Source: charlesoberonn
weedle-testaburger

if there’s one thing in political discourse i hate, it’s the idea of some people on the left that complaining about trump is ‘missing the point’ because You Should Be Complaining About The System uwu. like, you can’t make immediate changes to the realities of the electoral and political system of the US. you can, and should, mock the racist orangutan in the oval office, prevent his ideas and support being normalized, and then kick him out in 2020

personal crap fuck trump i know he's not just the problem but a symptom of the problem but you don't get a cold and then sneeze everywhere and say it doesn't matter because that's a symptom of the problem also before anyone says mocking him 'doesn't work': remember the trump blimp in the uk? that literally made him uncomfortable to go out in public here mocking him works
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lesbianalena:
“ gingerglides:
“ biomerge:
“this is SO funny
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The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes, and take her in. She’d be...
biomerge

this is SO funny

gingerglides

The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes, and take her in. She’d be patient and thorough, teaching her new words every day, and they would share chocolates and roller skate and have regular kid fun. Matilda would show her board games but Eleven would insist on cards. They’d both cheat and see who was better at getting away with it. Eleven would teach Matilda how to move larger objects with her powers and be utterly fucking thrilled by the story of revenge on Ms. Trunchbull.


They would be thick as thieves and no one can convince me otherwise.

lesbianalena

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