Anonymous asked:

Anonymous asked:

1. Super villains get the best weapons!
2. Super villain lairs are sick.
3. Looking out the window evilly while drinking wine with a fluffy cat on your lap is not only badass but classy as hell.
4. You only need to beat a hero once and you are successful. The hero has to stop you every time. They can’t kill you or they are “just as bad as you.”
5. People finding out your a villain is no big deal. You could kill them or not, it doesn’t matter.
6. You find out a hero’s secret identity you basically won.
7. Monologging is not only acceptable, it is encouraged.
8. Evil laughs are good for the soul
9. Henchmen, that’s awesome as is.
10. Killing the hero only ups your villain cred!
11. You decide where you draw the line. You aren’t bound by the law or code of good. You decide what is twisted or not.
12 The style man. Showmanship is key in this.
are you a pastel or neon bisexual? forest or the ocean bisexual? sunset or sunrise bisexual? full moon or crescent moon bisexual? thunderstorm or snowstorm bisexual? midday or after midnight bisexual? candles or incense bisexual?
“He appreciated young ladies for their brains and personality”
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