Fucking me
Bath time is the best time!
Me at the beginning: What the fuck is that thing?
Me at the end: What the fuck was that thing? It was being such a good boy.
Red Tegu Lizard named MacGyver. Male Tegu apparently grow those jowls. I think it makes them look like they swallowed a hamburger whole.
Tegu are apparently some of the smartest and most sociable lizards. They recognize their owners, can be trained to some degree and show affection.
He wanted her to pick him up I can’t believe this what a good boy
Look at this precious boy!
This thing was so hard to take a photo of because of how shiny it is but hey it arrived!!!
“Daughter wanted to go to Disney World, but since it’s too expensive, we did the next best thing.” [full video]


